Mix Sms

My teacher pointed me with her ruler and said:
at the end of this ruler there is an idiot.
I got detention after asking her: which end?

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Boyfriend:
Ji Karta Hai,
Tumhari Zulfon Main Kho Jaon.
Tumhari Baanhon Main Jhool Jaon.

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Girlfriend:
Waheed Murad He Rahogy,
Ya Kabhi Imran Hashmi Bhi Banogy?

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The most beautiful words
by a wounded heart
“I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It”…

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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?

Where do I see my son in future?
 

Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

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Aaj Hum Tum Se Apne Dil Ki Baat Karte Hain
 

Mind Na Krna

Hum

Tum

Se

Boht

PY..

PYA..

Pyaray Hain.

Jis Se Marzi Pooch Lo:)

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1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din…..

2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re..Too hi re .tere binaaa main kaise Jiyunn..   

3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki …

4. just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast…..

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2Machr Bate Kr Rhe The
 

1st Bola-Mai Docter Bnuga.

2ndBola-Main Engineer Bnuga.
 

Itne Me Aunti Ne MoRtIN Jla Di.
 

Mchr Bole-Sali Ne pura Career Khrab Kr Diya.

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“Munni Aur Sheela”

Dance Karen To Ye Haseena’on Ki Ada. .
 

Aur!
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MAIN Karn To

“SALA Character Dhela Hy!
 

Altaf Bhai’ Press Confrence Karte Huwe Ropare!

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