Poor Funny Jokes

Husband n Wife fighting in frnt of der child

Wife 2 Husb:
"Tu Saala Kutta"

Husb to Wife:
"Tu Saali Kutti"

Child: Hee.. hee..
Mai saala PUPPY..!!

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Police Constable To Son:   Stupid,

Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.?
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Son:   Keep This 50 Rupees

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Sardar proposed a Girl.

Girl:"Iam 1 year elder to you"

Sardar:"Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR!!!"

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Teacher: write ur fathers name in english.

Sardar: Beautiful red underware.

Teacher:what is this

Sardar:My fathers name is SUNDER LAL SHETTI.

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Top secret !!

when I was in school

some stole my rough notes and they named it as ???????

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OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY

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Boy : My Father’s Name is Laughing and My Mother’s Name is Smiling.

” Teacher : ” You Must be Kidding..?

” Boy : “No I am Joking.

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A Judge said..Order.. Order.. Order..
 

Sardar: 1 Pizza,2 Chicken,1 Coldrink
 

Judge: Shut Up.
 

SARDAR: No...Shut Up...! Only 7Up

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