Propose SMS(Girl Boys SMS)

Apni zindgi se kuch pal de do Mujhe,
Aaj na sahi, Apna kal de do muhe,
Khushi do ya na do Marzi tumhari,
Apni girl friend ka number de do Mujhe,

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Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back
You’re under arrest!
For what?
For stealing my heart.

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Are your legs tired?
girl: Why?
because you have been running through my mind all day!

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Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed.
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
3 I have always seen u as a friend
4 I already have a boy friend
5 We should concentrate on studies
6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.
Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed.
1 Yes
2 Yes
3 Yes
4 Yes
5 Yes
6 Yes

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A nice pick-up line:
Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: bcoz you have all the things I’m searching for ….

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Why boys are so careless and irresponsible??
Coz they know that somewhere
a sweet and innocent girl
is learning to be responsible for them.

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Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

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