Santa-Banta Funny

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,

Lala:ha,

santa:acha vala hai,

Lala:ha,

Santa: achi quality ka hai,

Lala:ha bhai ha,

Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.

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santa in Coffee shop wth wife.

santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.

Wife:ki frk painda hai?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45

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Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,

upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.

Banta:To xchnge krna tha

Santa:Kisse krta?

Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

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Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey

Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?

Banta: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.

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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.

Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai

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Santa apni biwi k office gaya

to usne dekha k uski biwi

boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna

jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

Then , For 3000 Kgs

How Much?

Santa-Ton!Ton!Ton!

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A Chini was in hospital.

SANTA went to meet him.

Chini said 'CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA' And died.

SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,

that was:-KUTTE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA.

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Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:Tala Khulwane ...

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Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

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