Valentine Picture SMS

Valentine's Day SMS

There Are No Words Powerful Enough

To Show My Feelings For You,

But Trust Me,

I LOVE YOU

I REALLY LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

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Alexander said:

"Sacrifice is greater than Love,

Character is greater than Beauty,

Humanity is greater than Wealth...!

But

Nothing is greater than Good Relations,

And Good Relations don't necessarily mean finding Similarities...

Its just about respecting Differences.

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Sometimes it is too late to make things right

Sometimes we hurt others more than we realize

Sometimes a smile fades in front of our eyes

&

Sometimes we are the reason for tears in someone’s eyes.

Never treat anyone the way you don’t want to be treated.

Love life & love the ones around you :-)

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Relationship between two person is like

the relationship between the hand and the eye.

If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries,

and

if the eye cries the hand wipes its tears!!!!

I Love You My Sweet Heart!!!!

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Your precious love has

turned my life completely around,

I feel like I'm walking but

my feet don't seem 2 touch d ground..!!

Its True Love!!!!

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Be My Valentine

I am sending you this valentine wish

with hugs and lots of kissess too ;

because there is a place

here in my Heart that's

mad for only for you!!!!!!!!!!

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*I Always Miss You*

I May Not Always Contact You

But Our Distance Makes Me Miss You

I May Not Always Stay In Touch

But I Care For You Very Much

I May Not Always Say Hi

But I Hope Never To Say Good bye

I May Not Prove To Be The Perfect One for you

But I Hope MY LOVE,Never Fades to An END!!!!!!!

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If there were no words

No way to speak

I would still here you

If there were no tears

No it to feel inside

I would still feel for you

And even if the sun refuse to shine

Even if all ends ran out Love

I would still have you here

Until the end of time

All I need is you as my VALENTINE.

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On Valentine's Day,

I'm thinking about

the special ways

you have made my life better.

The little things,

the not-so-little things...

Your kindness,

the way you always listen

and pay attention to me.

You make my world

brighter and richer.

You're a gift to me,

and I thank you

for being you.

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On this day made just for lovers

something weighs heavily on my mind

yet still I have to question~

Will you be my valentine?

There will be no roses delivered

no chocolates that taste divine

yet none of that matters to me~

Will you be my valentine? 

There will be no jewelry received from you to me~

that suits me just fine all I want from you is your heart

Will you be my valentine? 

On this day made just for lovers

you'll give me your heart, I'll give you mine

yet still I have to question

Will you be my valentine???????

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If you were my valentine
I'd search the endless skies
to find the perfect starlight
that would compliment your eyes
and keep it in a wishing well
created just for you
and filled with my desires
to make all your dreams come true!!!!

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Good Evening SMS

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/\”””””””””\

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/\”””””””””\

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/\”””””””””\

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,;*”*;,,;*”*;,,;*”*;,

*,;*Evening*;,*

___)(___)(___)(___)

Have a Nice Evening.

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Energy reduces

Sweating stops

Cool wind comes

Sun starts to set

Legs count their step

that time if a friend says Good evening

how your heart feels!!!!

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My wishes are silent but true,

Everywhere they will follow you…

Luck is yours,Wishes are mine…

I wish your present & future always shine…

Good Evening!!!

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Distance Never Separates Any Relation,

Time Never Build Any Relation,

If Feelings R True From Heart,

Then Friends Are Always Friends Forever,

Good Evening!!!!

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Hope Is One Of God’s Greatest Gifts To All Of Us,

Because It’s The Magic That Inspires Us To Keep Trying,

Learning, Loving, And Living.!!

Good Evening:-)

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Separation is a wound that no one can heal..!

But,

remembrance is a gift dat no one can steal..!

Keep your memories intact..!!.

Good Evening!!!!

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Good Morning SMS

*::*Wishing*::*
   *:::*U*:::*
*::::*Happiest*::::*
 *::*Sweetest*::*
   >|:::*&*:::|<
  *::::*Lovely*:::*
   *:::*GOOD*:::*
 *....*morning*...*

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G- God

O- offers us

O- Outstanding

D- Devotion to

M- Make us

O- Obedient &

R- Ready for

N- New day to

I- Initiate

N- New aim for the

G- Glory of life..

HAVE A NICE DAY

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Wrap a rainbow of joy in ur heart,

Let the sun paint a smile on ur face,

Remove all clouds of doubt & fear

And receive god’s gift of life.

Good Morning!!!!

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People often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else

Dey mean smthin but say smthin else
So learn d art of sayin nothin
in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid…
Good Morning!!!!

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Tackle life with all ur Skill,

2 Overcome each & every Hill,

If u persist with all ur Will,

U'll enjoy ur life & all its Thrill.

So just Chill...Good Morning

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Don't make ur feelings like the garden,

Everybody walk on it.

But let it be like the sky.

Everybody wishes 2 touch it.....!

Good Morning!!!!

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Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u,

Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips,

Sun, birds, cool air - all r looking,

at ur window to say u Good morning! 

Have a nice day!!!!

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D Caliber Of A Person Is Not

How Well He Prepares 4

Everything 2 Go Right,

Bt How He Stands Up nd

Moves On After Everything

Has Gone Wrong..!!

Good Morning!!!

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LIFE APPROCH:

'2 GET & 2 GIVE"

Creates too many Problems.

Bt Living with simple Attitude:

" 4GET & 4 GIVE"

Solves all the Problems..

SIMPLE MORNING!!!!

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Hieeeeee,

my name is SMS,

I travel all across the world.

My home is mobile.

Network is my vehicle.

My busines is 2 connect ppl HEARTS n

keep them in TOUCH. Gud mrg!

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Be a Diode to remove -ve thinking,
A Transistor to amplify the Character...
A Resistor to drop Bad habits,
And a Capacitor to store Good thoughts.
Good Morning!!!!!

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Smile increases value of face,

Anger spoils beauty of soul,

Faith is force of life,

Confidence is companion of success,

So keep smiling.

Good Morning!!!!

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Open Ur Shoni Shoni Eyes!

So The Sun Can Rise,

Flowers Can Blossom,

Birds Can Sing,

Bcoz All R Waitng

2 see Ur

Sweet Sweet SMILE.

GOOD MORNING:-)

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You'Re The Winter Sun,

You'Re The Summer Breeze,

On A December Rose,

You're A Drop Of Dew,

After Cloudy Nights,

Of Good Morning Shimmer,

You're The First Ray,

You're The First Ray...

Good Morning,...

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A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,

Either Cloudy or Sunny.

It stands for Hope,

giving us another start of what we call Life.

Have a Good Morning & Day!

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Everyday,

Everywhere,

Every time,

I may not be with you..

But

My thinking,

My care,

My shadow,

My prayers.. & My lovely wishes.

are always with U.

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A good morning creates a good mood,

A good mood creates a good work

A good work creates a good day

A good day make u happy

ur happiness make me happy.

Good Morning!!!!

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A big Good Morning to my

sweet sugar

coated choco

mallow milky

shaky honey

dipped cheese

melting orange

juicy pepperoni

lovely FRIEND.

Have a Nice Day

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When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry.

Show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

.

.

Keep smiling always

and make u and other happy.

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   ;;  Special
c('''') Tea
  ''''
I mixed it with Love and Happiness,
But
there is no Sugar.. Bcoz
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.
.
.
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33 Rupay Kilo hai.
khud daal lena.. Good Morning 

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Santa-Banta Jokes

Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?

Santa : Sir, Mother!

Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?

Santa kuch sochne lagta hai

Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?

Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

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Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?

Santa : Teen maidam.

Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.

Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta

hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga

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Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?

Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya ! 

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?

Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?

Santa: 3 mahine baad.

Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?

Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!

time ka pata hi nahi laga? 

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Santa : Among My Four Sons Three are Engineers

Friend: Fourth?

Santa : Useles, Don’t Study, Became A Barber

Friend: Why ,Don’t you Throw Him Out ?

Santa : Because He is the Only One Who Earns.

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Sholey Jokes

बेचारा सांभा अब क्या करे?

गब्बर: अरे ओ सांभा;

सांभा: जी सरदार;

गब्बर: कितने आदमी थे रे?

सांभा: 2 सरदार;

सरदार: मुझे गिनती नहीं आती, 2 कितने होते हैं?

सांभा: सरदार, 2 एक के बाद आता है;

गब्बर: और 2 के पहले?

सांभा: 2 के पहले 1 आता है;

गब्बर: तो बीच में कौन आता है?

सांभा: बीच में कोई नहीं आता;

गब्बर: तो फिर दोनों एक साथ क्यों नहीं आते?

सांभा: 2 एक के बाद ही आ सकता है, क्योंकि 2 एक से बाद आता है;

गब्बर: 2 एक से बाद आता है, कितना बड़ा है वो?

सांभा: 2 एक से बाद आता है?

गब्बर: अगर 2 एक से बाद है तो एक-एक से कितना बड़ा है?

सांभा: सरदार, मैंने तुम्हारा नमक खाया है, मुझे गोली मार दो, पर मेरा दिमाग तो मत खाओ! 

Comedy Jokes

ગગાએ સૌથી સુંદર છોકરીને ફસાવી..

ગગો તેના મિત્ર ભગા સાથે વાત કરી રહ્યો હતો, "આજે મે મારા ક્લાસરૂમમાં સૌથી સુંદર છોકરીને ફસાવી"

ભગાએ ગગાને પૂછ્યું, "શું વાત છે, કેવી રીતે?"

ગગો બોલ્યો, "ક્લાસરૂમમાં મે કાગળનું વિમાન બનાવ્યું અને ફેંક્યું. વિમાન ઊડીને ટીચર જોડે જતું રહ્યું. ટીચરે ગુસ્સામાં પૂછ્યું આ કોણે ફેંક્યું? તો મે ઊભા થઈને પેલી છોકરીનું નામ આપી દીધું તો બીચારી ફસાઈ ગઈ..." હા હા હા.. ;) :p

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ઓરંગજેબ એક વખત સેનાપતિને

ઓરંગજેબઃ સેનાપતિ, જણાવો આપણે શિવાજીને કેમ શોધી નથી શકતા?

સેનાપતિઃ કેમ કે મહારાજ, આપણે મુઘલ છીએ, ગૂગલ નહીં.. :) ;b ;) ;b

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ગગાની ફેસબુક 'વૉલ'

ગગાએ મિત્રોના કહેવા ઉપર ફેસબુક એકાઉન્ટ બનાવી નાખ્યું, પણ કઈ સૂઝી નહોંતુ રહ્યું કે વૉલ ઉપર શું લખું..

ખાસ્સુ વિચાર્યા બાદ ગગાએ લખ્યું, "અહીં થૂંકવું નહીં.."

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લગ્નની પહેલી રાત્રે પત્ની બોલી, ફેસબુકમાં ફોટા હવે કાલે મૂકજો!

લગ્નની પહેલી રાત્રે જ ગગો ફેસબુક ખોલીને બેસી ગયો અને લગ્નના ફોટોગ્રાફ્સ અપલોડ કરવા લાગ્યો.

આ જોઈને ગગાની પત્ની ગગી બોલી, ઓ જી સુનતે હો, શાદી કી તસવીરે અબ કલ ફેસબુકમે અપલોડ કરનાં.. :) :)

સોશિયલ વેબસાઇટ્સ અત્યારે ધૂમ મચાવી રહી છે, અને મિત્રો અજીબોગરીબ અને રમૂજી કમેન્ટ્સ, ફોટોગ્રાફ્સ દ્વારા એકબીજાનું મનોરંજન કરી રહ્યાં છે. આવું જ એક મનોરંજન અહીં પ્રસ્તુત થયું છે. જો તમારી પાસે પણ આવા જ કોઈ રમૂજી જોક્સ કે ફોટોગ્રાફ્સ હોય અને દુનિયાભરના વાચકો સાથે શેર કરવા ઈચ્છતા હોવ, તો અમને તો અમને raj.it2011@engineer.com પર મોકલી આપો.

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ગગાના ઘરે વિસ્ફોટક સામાન!!

ઇન્સ્પેક્ટરે બનવારીલાલને પ્રશ્ન પૂછ્યો..

ઇન્સ્પેક્ટરઃ અમને એવી બાતમી મળી છે કે તમારા ઘરે વિસ્ફોટક સામાન છે?

બનવારીલાલઃ જી? સાહેબ, એ તો અત્યારે પિયર ગઈ છે.

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'કૌન બનેગા ભેજાબાજ': બોલો કોની પાસે છે આનો જવાબ?

ક્લાસમાં 25 વિદ્યાર્થીઓ છે, સ્નેહાએ બૉટમથી 19મું સ્થાન પ્રાપ્ત કર્યું, અને નેહાએ ટૉપથી 23મું. હવે જો છાયાએ સ્નેહા અને નેહાની બરોબર વચ્ચેનું સ્થાન પ્રાપ્ત કર્યું તો છાયાનું બોટમથી કયું સ્થાન હશે?

ઑપ્શનઃ 15મું, 14મું, 12મું, કે પછી 11મું?

તમે તમારો જવાબ કમેન્ટ બોક્સમાં જઈને આપી શકો છો!!

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