Sholey Funny SMS

Amitabh  : Mausi   ladka “Infosys ” mein kaam karta hai…

Mausi      : Hai raam…

Amitabh  : Aajkal allocated bhi hai…

Mausi     : To kya kabhi unallocated ( i.e. bench pe) bhi rahta hai????

Amitabh : Ab C rating waalon ka allocation itni asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi …

Mausi     : To kya C rating bhi aati hai uski????

Amitabh : Project manager se ladaai karne ke baad A ya uske upar ki rating to nahin na milti hai mausi…

Mausi     : To kya ladaaku bhi hai????

Amitabh : Ab onsite jaane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi-kabhi anban …

Mausi     : To kya onsite bhi nahin gayaa aaj tak????

Amitabh  : Ab civil engineers ka Visa itni jaldi kahaan lagta hai mausi…

Mausi      : To kya ladka  civil engineer hai???? Engineering kaun se college se kiya hai????

Amitabh  : Bas uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!!!!!

Amitabh   : To kya main rishta pakka samjhun mausi ??

Mausi     : Bhale hi hamaari Basanti call center waale se shaadi kar le, par INFY waale se kabhi nahin karegi…….

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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? 

Last date to kab ka nikal gaya “.

Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne 

paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.”

Kaalia: “Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?”

Thakur: “Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai.”

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru  working on a PC on one Water tank and Jai on another, using a 

laptop.

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: “Ha ha… Thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming 

karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.”

Veeru shouts: “Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain.”

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Jai hits his keyboard,then says: “jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya .”

AT GABBAR’S DEN…

Gabbar: “Kitne bugs the?”

Kaalia: “Do sarkaar.”

Gabbar: “Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar 

bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega …aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi… barobar 

milegi.”

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. “Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?”

Sambaa: “Chhey sarkaar.”

Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.” [logout - logout - 

logout]. “Haan ab theek hai…ab tera kya hoga” Kaalia?”

Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha.”

Gabbar: “To ab documentation kar!!!

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