New Year SMS

There have been many time in 2013

when I may disturbed you

troubled u

irritated u

bugged u

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today I just wanna tell you

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I plan to continue it in 2014.

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May the new year

Bring these wishes to all of you

Warmth of love, comfort of home

Joy for your children,

Company and support of family n friends

A caring heart that accepts

N treats all human beings equally

Enrichment of knowledge n

Richness of diversity

Courage to seek n speak the truth

Even if it means standing alone

Hopes n dreams of a just world n

The desire to make it happen

A light to guide your path

Helping hands to strengthen unity

Serenity n peace within your mind,

Heart n soul

Food for thought n soul

A hand to hold!!!!

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RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2014

After serious and cautious consideration,

your contract has been renewed for the Year 2013.

So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.

Take care of Me and Miss me.

Because, It's impossible to find a FRIEND

Who is

95% ideal

96% smart

97% kind

98% true

99% Talented

and

100% lovable

So,

Don't lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE.

Wish you a Very Happy New Year

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My Wishes in 2014

God gives You..

12 Month of Happiness,

52 Weeks of Fun,

365 Days Success,

8760 Hours Good Health,

52600 Minutes Good Luck,

3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that's all! "

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My wishes for you in year 2014

Great start for Jan,

Love for Feb,

Peace for march,

No worries for April

Fun for May,

Joy for June to Nov,

Happiness for Dec,

Have a lucky and wonderful 2014.

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With all the roses and perfume

2013's Calender is destroyed

We will open the new book

With all the roses and perfume

For last year

My wishes in 2014

The universal bank of God

New year begins...

Time of new beginning

New Year Wish!!!!

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Raksha-Bandhan SMS

Holi is Colorful!!!!

Diwali is lightfull &Brightfull!!!

but

Rakshabandhan is Powerful

**Happy Rakhshabandhan 2013**!!!!

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U Are a Rose for all Tree.

U Are a Smile for all Face.

U Are a Water for all Hills

U Are a Sweet Brother for All Beautiful Girls

**Happy Rakhshabandhan 2013**

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Brothers Are Like Streetlights

Along The Road,

They Don’t Make Distance

Any Shorter But They Light Up

The Path And Make

The Walk Worthwhile.

**Happy Rakhshabandhan 2013**

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Hr Ldki apke liye bekarar Hai

Hr ladki ko aap ka Intzar Hai

Ye ap ka koi kamaal nahi

Aaj Raakhi Ka Tyohaar Hai…

 *Happy Raksha Bandhan*

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Hr Ldki apke liye bekarar Hai

Hr ladki ko aap ka Intzar Hai

Ye ap ka koi kamaal nahi

Aaj Raakhi Ka Tyohaar Hai…

 *Happy Raksha Bandhan*

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Phulon ka taron ka sbka kehna hai

Ek hazaron mein meri behna hai

Sari umar hame sang rehna hai

*Happy Raksha Bandhan*

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Lal gulabi rang hai jhoom raha sansar,

Suraj ki kiraney, khusiyon ki bahaar,

Chand ki chandni apno ka pyar,

Mubarak Ho Aapko

—-@ @@Rakhi@@ @ —- Ka Tyohaar.

*Happy Raksha Bandhan*

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Rishta hai janamon ka humara

Bharose ka aur pyaar bharaa

Chalo, ise bandhey bhaiya, Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.

 *Happy Raksha Bandhan*

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Ye lmha kuch khaas hai,

Behan ke haathon mein bhaai ka haath hai,

O behna tere liye mere pass kuch khaas hai,

Tere sukun ki khatir meri “Behna”,

Tera bhai humesha tere sath hai!!!!

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A Brother Is God’s Gift

To Every Sister To Make Her Feel Loved,

Happy And Protected.

I Am Lucky I Have You In My Life.

Happy Raksha Bandhan!!!!

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You are there for me during happiness and joy

You are there for me in every walk of life

You are there for me in the toughest times

To hold my hand during the darkest days

To share my smiles and tears

Happy Raksha Bandhan!!!!

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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,

Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,

tum mujhe kuch to commission do!

To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother...

Just kidding as always...

Happy Raksha Bandhan!!!!

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Independence Day SMS

Hindus, Muslims, Sikhs And Christians,

All Come Together To Share Vibrance,

This Day Takes Us Out Of Hatred’s Burdens,

As We Together Celebrate Our Independence!!!!

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I am in love,

I am passionate about her,

I loving every moment of it

and

why not its her 68th Birth Day.

Its apna India.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!!!

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Today we come together,

Be the cause for the unity,

Make it Beautiful day another..

Fight against corruption,

Spiral the flag of On NATION

Happy Independence Day!!!!!

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Let’s Celebrate Freedom by Promoting a

Human rights Culture in which

respect, dignity and equality

become a code for living.

This will be our role to

Live up to the dreams

of 1947.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!

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I wish you all a happy independence day

may our country progress in everywhere and in everything

so that the whole world should have proud on us

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!

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Some Like Sunday,

Some like Monday,

But i like One Day

And that is Independence Day!!!!

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!!                                                                                 

“”JAY HIND”"

HAVE A GREATINDEPENDES DAY

…Feel PROUD 2 B AN INDIAN ……..

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On Independence Day

Here's wising our dreams of a new

tomorrow come true for us..

NOW AND ALWAYS!!!!

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Other might have forgotten,

But never can i,

The Flag of my country

Furls very high,

Happy Independence day!!!!

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Today we are miles apart

but I wanna reach across the miles

and say i'm thinking of you

in a very special way

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!

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Our life is full of Colors...

I hope this 15th August will

add more colors to your life

Happy Independence Day!!!!!

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Let every patriot be honored;

Don't let politics get in the way.

Without them, freedom would have died;

What they did, we can't repay.

Happy Independence Day~!!!!!

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To All Of You Who Love Freedom And Barbecue,

Have A Happy Independence Day!

Let’s Enjoy The Spectacular Display Of Fireworks

Set To The Sound Of Music.

And Remember,

This Is A Day We As A Nation Declared Ourselves Free.

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જન્મદિવસે થયા આ ભાઇનાં છૂટાછેડા.....

એક વ્યક્તિનાં છૂટાછેડા થઇ ગયા.....

કારણ સાંભળવું છે......?

એ વ્યક્તિનો જન્મદિવસ હતો...એની પત્નીએ તેને વિશ ના કર્યું....તેનાં મમ્મીપપ્પા અને બાળકોએ પણ વિશ ના કર્યું....

એ વ્યક્તિ ઓફિસ ગયો...ત્યાં તેના કોઇ પણ કલિગે પણ વિશ ના કર્યું.....જેવો તે તેનાં કેબિનમાં ગયો તેની સેક્રેટરીએ કહ્યું...

હેપ્પી બર્થડે સર......

તે બહુ ખુશ થઇ ગયો.......

સેક્રેટરીએ તેને બહાર લંચ માટે ઓફર કરી....

લંચ પછી સેક્રેટરીએ તેનાં બોસને પોતાનાં ઘરે આવવાનું આમંત્રણ આપ્યું....

બંને જણા ઘરે ગયા....

સેક્રેટરીએ કહ્યું...સર, તમે અહીં બેસો હું બે મિનીટમાં જ બેડરૂમમાં જઇને આવું છું....

ઓકે, બોસે કહ્યું- સેક્રેટરી બે મિનીટ પછી કેક, બોસની પત્ની, મમ્મી પપ્પા અને બાળકો, કલિગ અને ફ્રેન્ડ્સ સાથે રૂમમાંથી બહાર આવી....

બધાએ જોરથી બૂમ પાડી...સરપ્રાઇઝ.....

અને બોસ ડ્રોઇંગ રૂમમાં સોફા પર બેઠા હતા......કપડા કાઢીને.......!

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જાપાનીઝ, અમેરિકન, ભારતીય અને ચીની ફેક્ટરી માલિકો ભેગા થયા....

જાપાનીઝ બોલ્યો- અમે પ્રોડક્ટ બનાવ્યા પછી ત્રણ વાર ક્વોલિટી ચેક કરીએ છીએ...

અમેરિકન- અમે પ્રોડક્ટ બનાવ્યા પછી બે વાર ક્વોલિટી ચેક કરીએ છીએ....

ભારતીય- અમે એક વાર ક્વોલિટી ચેક કરીએ છીએ...

ચાઇનીઝ- આ વળી ક્વોલિટી ચેક એટલે શું થાય......?

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અમેરિકન, રશિયન, આરબ, પારસી અને હરાજી

અમેરિકન, રશિયન, આરબ અને પારસી એક એન્ટીક વસ્તુઓની હરાજીનાં કાર્યક્રમની પાર્ટીમાં ભેગા થયા...

અમેરિકન બોલ્યો- મારી પાસે બહુ પૈસા છે....હું દુનિયાની સૌથી મોંઘી 10 પેન ખરીદવા માગુ છું..

રશિયન- હું અબજોપતિ છું....મારે દુનિયાની 20 એન્ટીક ઘડિયાળો ખરીદવી છે.....

આરબ- આ તો કંઇ જ નથી..હું એક પ્રિન્સ છું....મારે દુનિયાની 50 એન્ટીક કાર ખરીદવી છે.....

પછી એ બધા પારસી કંઇ બોલે એટલે તેની તરફ જોવા માંડ્યા.....

પારસીએ પોતાની ચા માં ખાંડ નાખીને ચમચીથી હલાવી અને પછી શાંતિથી મસ્કાબન ખાતા ખાતા ખુરશીનો ટેકો દીધો.....

અને શાંતિથી બોલ્યો- મારે આમાંથી કશું જ નથી વેચવું.....

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ગગાને ઇન્ટરવ્યુમાં તેનો શોખ પૂછવામાં આવ્યો....

ગગાને એક ઇન્ટરવ્યુમાં પૂછવામાં આવ્યું- તમારા શોખ કયા છે.....?

ગગોઃ ઘોડેસવારી.....

ઇન્ટરવ્યુઅરઃ છેલ્લે ક્યારે ઘોડેસવારી કરી હતી તમે.....

ગગોઃ પાંચ વર્ષ પહેલા મારા લગ્નનાં વરઘોડામાં..

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પપ્પા આ પુરુષ એટલે શું થાય...

એક છોકરાએ તેનાં પપ્પાને પૂછ્યું- પપ્પા આ પુરુષ એટલે શું થાય.....?

પપ્પાઃ પુરુષ એટલે એવી વ્યક્તિ જે તમને કોઇ શરત વિના પ્રેમ કરે, તમારી સંભાળ રાખે અને તમારું રક્ષણ કરે....

છોકરોઃ જ્યારે હું મોટો થઇશ ત્યારે મમ્મી જેવો પુરુષ બનીશ....

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જોરદાર હથોડોઃ 'કંઇ પણ ચાલે'ની હદ..

'કંઇ પણ ચાલે'ની હદ..
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શિક્ષકઃ જો એક આંબાના જાડ પર 10 કેળા લટકતા હોય અને હું એમાંથી 7 જમરૂખ તોડી લઉં તો કેટલી દ્રાક્ષ વધશે..
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વિદ્યાર્થીઃ સર 9 હાથી..
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શિક્ષક- તને કેવી રીતે ખબર પડી..?

વિદ્યાર્થી- કેમ કે હું લંચમાં બટાકાનું શાક લાવ્યો છું..

મોરલઃ રોજ બ્રશ કરો, નહીં તો પેટ્રોલ મોંઘુ થઇ જશે..


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છોકરો દરિયામાં ડૂબી રહ્યો હતો.....

એક છોકરો દરિયામાં ડૂબી રહ્યો હતો- એવામાં એણે ભગવાનને પ્રાથના કરતા કહ્યું- હે ભગવાન જો હું બચી ગયો તો 100 માણસને ખીચડી ખવડાવીશ....

એટલામાં એક મોજું આવ્યુંને એ છોકરો કિનારા પર ફેંકાઇ ગયો....

છોકરો બહાર આવતા જ બોલવા માંડ્યો...કેવી ખીચડી, શેની ખીચડી...

એવામાં એક મોટું મોજું આવતા જ તે પાછો દરિયામાં ખેંચાઇ ગયો......

એ ડૂબતા ડૂબતા બોલવા માંડ્યો....મારો મતલબ હતો કે સાદી ખીચડી કે વધારેલી ખીચડી....તુવેરની દાળની કે મગની દાળની?

મોરલ ઓફ ધ સ્ટોરીઃ કામ નીકળી ગયા પછી લોકો ભગવાનને પણ ભૂલી જાય છે.
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