Gujarati SMS Jokes Collection

Ankho Vrsi Jaye che,
Vedna Vgar
Haiyu Baari Jaye che
Pidha Vgar
Jivwna Toh 6 Lakh Karan
Pan Swas Atki Jaye che Tamara Vagar



NMSKAR, Aa navri sms seva ma apnu ' SWAGAt ' che.
amara sms jo apne gme to kripa kri ne 1 miss call maro.
jo na gme to, baju wala ne 1 lafo maru.


Gami te mali nhi,
mali te favi nhi Favi teni sathe mja avi nhi,
ane mja avi te kaym mte rhi nhi, TENU NAAM NOKRI.


Dil per hmlo tyo ne dil tooti gyu.
koi ke 6e ke mnobal khooti gyu
khoti buma bum 6e doctroni
aa to tme yaad aya ne bicharoo dhbkaro chuki gyu.


Loko khe 6e k Haasa tena ghar vsya,
Pan e kon jane 6e k
Ghar vsya pa6i ketla haasa.!


achank raste maa mulakat thayi gai,
karvi naa hti e vat thayi gai,
me khyu tara mathe chand lavi daoo,
to e boli jane MURKH hve to savar thayi gai.


Hu Thara Prem Maa,
Tu Mara prem Maa,
Avu to naa-thi ne ke 'Apde bee 1 bija naa vhem maa'.


Mosam badlyo ane thndak thayi gayi,
Tmara sms vina Jindagi bechain thayi gayi,
Tme bhooli gya 6o amne k paachi,
SMS ni skeem puri thayi gayi.


Tu naa thi to aa jgat Udhas laage 6e,
Poonam si raat mne amas lage 6e.
Aanu Aanu maa jgatna nihalu 6u tne,
nyan ni kiki maa pan taro vas laage 6e.


sngreli yaado ret baani vikhraye 6e,
jetli shodhu etlij khove 6e,
man ne bahu smjavu n javaye e disha,
jya spno pan kodini kimate vechaye 6e.


Honth che lal ne Gulabi che gal,
Kem chupavi sakis tu tara dil nu aa hal,
Mne dikhey che tuj maa muj nu bhvishya
Tu je cho mari aj ne kal.


Sheena:Te kem tari kamwali ni kdhi muki..?
te to bahu saari hati.
neena: Aetle je kdhi muki,kem ke te mara pti ne pan bhu je sari lagti hati.


Dil par hamlo tayo ne dil tuti gayu,
koyi khe 6e ke mnobal khuti gayu,
khoti buma bum 6e doctroni
aa to tme yad aya ne bicharu dhabkaro chuki gayu.


svare uthine krava jeva agtyana 3 kam?
1. prabhu ne yaad kro jathi tme jvi shako.
2. mne sms kro jathi hu jivi shaku.
3. sabu daine nhi lyo,jethi loko gav shke.