Bhikari- Roti do sahab..
Gharme se awaz aayi- aage jao ghar me biwi nhi hai...
Bhikari- aabe roti mangi hai CHUMA nhi maga kamine..
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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
?YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI?
Sab profesrs utar gaye?
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
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Most STUPID questions people
usually ask in obvious situation..
.
1. At movies:" hey! What r u
doing here.. ??
.
Me:" tujhe nahi pata yaar.. ??
Mai yaha ticket black karne
aata hu..
.
2. In bus:" A fat lady steps onmy
feet:
"arey!! beta lagi to nahi..
.
Me:" Nai aunty bahot maja
aaya ek baar fir se karo na..
.
3. When i got woken up at
midnight by a call:" sorry yaar!
So raha tha kya.. ??
.
Me:" Nai yaar! Mai to bs late kr dekh rha tha nend hoti kaise h
.
4. when they see me with
shorter hair:
"yaar! Baal katwaye hai
kya.. ??
.
Me:" Pata Nahi Yaar!! raat ko
soya tha subah uth kar dekha
to andar chale gaye!!
.
5. When some 1 call me on
myland line n asks "where r
u.. ??
.
Me:" yaar mai market mai hu,
phone b gale me latka kar le
aaya hu..
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Ek garib kishan ka beta jail me tha...
us budhe kisan ne apne beteko jail me khat likha:"beta me aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,
Itna bada khet mujse nahi khudega kash tu meri madad kar pata.."
Bete ne wapas jawab diya:"papa aap khet mat khodna, mene waha hathiyar chhupa rakhe hai..
Agle din police force ne sara khet khod diya par hathiyar nahi mila...
Bete ne fir baap ko likha:"papa yaha se me itni hi madad kar pauga,
Aap ab aalu uga dijiye... :p :O :D :D
Hahahaha
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This one is New and Awesome (must read)
Love is a Post Card,
Life is a Visiting Card,
Wife is a Memory Card,
pati is ATM card
girl friend is a Debit card
saali is a Recharg card
Mother father is Pan card
saala is a " FARZI CARD "
child is a Identity card
But Friends are .......
.
.
.
.
.
.
"AADHAR" Card
sale Har jagah pe Kaam Aayege- ?
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