Tuesday, December 31, 2013

New Year SMS


There have been many time in 2013

when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2014.

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May the new year

Bring these wishes to all of you
Warmth of love, comfort of home
Joy for your children,
Company and support of family n friends
A caring heart that accepts
N treats all human beings equally
Enrichment of knowledge n
Richness of diversity
Courage to seek n speak the truth
Even if it means standing alone
Hopes n dreams of a just world n
The desire to make it happen
A light to guide your path
Helping hands to strengthen unity
Serenity n peace within your mind,
Heart n soul
Food for thought n soul
A hand to hold!!!!

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RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2014

After serious and cautious consideration,
your contract has been renewed for the Year 2013.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It's impossible to find a FRIEND
Who is
95% ideal
96% smart
97% kind
98% true
99% Talented
and
100% lovable
So,
Don't lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year

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My Wishes in 2014

God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that's all! "

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My wishes for you in year 2014

Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2014.

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With all the roses and perfume
2013's Calender is destroyed
We will open the new book
With all the roses and perfume
For last year
My wishes in 2014
The universal bank of God
New year begins...
Time of new beginning
New Year Wish!!!!

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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Raksha-Bandhan SMS

Holi is Colorful!!!!
Diwali is lightfull &Brightfull!!!
but
Rakshabandhan is Powerful
**Happy Rakhshabandhan 2013**!!!!

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U Are a Rose for all Tree.
U Are a Smile for all Face.
U Are a Water for all Hills
U Are a Sweet Brother for All Beautiful Girls
**Happy Rakhshabandhan 2013**


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Brothers Are Like Streetlights
Along The Road,
They Don’t Make Distance
Any Shorter But They Light Up
The Path And Make
The Walk Worthwhile.
**Happy Rakhshabandhan 2013**

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Hr Ldki apke liye bekarar Hai
Hr ladki ko aap ka Intzar Hai
Ye ap ka koi kamaal nahi
Aaj Raakhi Ka Tyohaar Hai…
 *Happy Raksha Bandhan*

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Hr Ldki apke liye bekarar Hai
Hr ladki ko aap ka Intzar Hai
Ye ap ka koi kamaal nahi
Aaj Raakhi Ka Tyohaar Hai…
 *Happy Raksha Bandhan*

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Phulon ka taron ka sbka kehna hai
Ek hazaron mein meri behna hai
Sari umar hame sang rehna hai
*Happy Raksha Bandhan*

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Lal gulabi rang hai jhoom raha sansar,
Suraj ki kiraney, khusiyon ki bahaar,
Chand ki chandni apno ka pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko
—-@ @@Rakhi@@ @ —- Ka Tyohaar.
*Happy Raksha Bandhan*

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Rishta hai janamon ka humara
Bharose ka aur pyaar bharaa
Chalo, ise bandhey bhaiya, Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
 *Happy Raksha Bandhan*

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Ye lmha kuch khaas hai,
Behan ke haathon mein bhaai ka haath hai,
O behna tere liye mere pass kuch khaas hai,
Tere sukun ki khatir meri “Behna”,
Tera bhai humesha tere sath hai!!!!

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A Brother Is God’s Gift
To Every Sister To Make Her Feel Loved,
Happy And Protected.
I Am Lucky I Have You In My Life.
Happy Raksha Bandhan!!!!

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You are there for me during happiness and joy
You are there for me in every walk of life
You are there for me in the toughest times
To hold my hand during the darkest days
To share my smiles and tears
Happy Raksha Bandhan!!!!

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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother...
Just kidding as always...

Happy Raksha Bandhan!!!!

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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Independence Day SMS

Hindus, Muslims, Sikhs And Christians,
All Come Together To Share Vibrance,
This Day Takes Us Out Of Hatred’s Burdens,
As We Together Celebrate Our Independence!!!!

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I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 68th Birth Day.
Its apna India.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!!!

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Today we come together,
Be the cause for the unity,
Make it Beautiful day another..
Fight against corruption,
Spiral the flag of On NATION
Happy Independence Day!!!!!

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Let’s Celebrate Freedom by Promoting a
Human rights Culture in which
respect, dignity and equality
become a code for living.
This will be our role to
Live up to the dreams
of 1947.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!

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I wish you all a happy independence day
may our country progress in everywhere and in everything
so that the whole world should have proud on us
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!

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Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day!!!!

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“”JAY HIND”"
HAVE A GREATINDEPENDES DAY
…Feel PROUD 2 B AN INDIAN ……..

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On Independence Day
Here's wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us..
NOW AND ALWAYS!!!!

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Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day!!!!

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Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i'm thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!

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Our life is full of Colors...
I hope this 15th August will
add more colors to your life

Happy Independence Day!!!!!

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Let every patriot be honored;
Don't let politics get in the way.
Without them, freedom would have died;
What they did, we can't repay.
Happy Independence Day~!!!!!

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To All Of You Who Love Freedom And Barbecue,
Have A Happy Independence Day!
Let’s Enjoy The Spectacular Display Of Fireworks
Set To The Sound Of Music.
And Remember,

This Is A Day We As A Nation Declared Ourselves Free.

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Saturday, August 10, 2013

New Funny Jokes

જન્મદિવસે થયા  ભાઇનાં છૂટાછેડા.....

એક વ્યક્તિનાં છૂટાછેડા થઇ ગયા.....

કારણ સાંભળવું છે......?

 વ્યક્તિનો જન્મદિવસ હતો...એની પત્નીએ તેને વિશ ના કર્યું....તેનાં મમ્મીપપ્પા અને બાળકોએ પણ વિશ ના કર્યું....

 વ્યક્તિ ઓફિસ ગયો...ત્યાં તેના કોઇ પણ કલિગે પણ વિશ ના કર્યું.....જેવો તે તેનાં કેબિનમાં ગયો તેની સેક્રેટરીએ કહ્યું...

હેપ્પી બર્થડે સર......

તે બહુ ખુશ થઇ ગયો.......

સેક્રેટરીએ તેને બહાર લંચ માટે ઓફર કરી....

લંચ પછી સેક્રેટરીએ તેનાં બોસને પોતાનાં ઘરે આવવાનું આમંત્રણ આપ્યું....

બંને જણા ઘરે ગયા....

સેક્રેટરીએ કહ્યું...સરતમે અહીં બેસો હું બે મિનીટમાં  બેડરૂમમાં જઇને આવું છું....

ઓકેબોસે કહ્યુંસેક્રેટરી બે મિનીટ પછી કેકબોસની પત્નીમમ્મી પપ્પા અને બાળકોકલિગ અને ફ્રેન્ડ્સ સાથે રૂમમાંથી બહાર આવી....

બધાએ જોરથી બૂમ પાડી...સરપ્રાઇઝ.....

અને બોસ ડ્રોઇંગ રૂમમાં સોફા પર બેઠા હતા......કપડા કાઢીને.......!

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જાપાનીઝઅમેરિકનભારતીયચીની વેપારી થયા ભેગા

જાપાનીઝઅમેરિકનભારતીય અને ચીની ફેક્ટરી માલિકો ભેગા થયા....

જાપાનીઝ બોલ્યોઅમે પ્રોડક્ટ બનાવ્યા પછી ત્રણ વાર ક્વોલિટી ચેક કરીએ છીએ...

અમેરિકનઅમે પ્રોડક્ટ બનાવ્યા પછી બે વાર ક્વોલિટી ચેક કરીએ છીએ....

ભારતીયઅમે એક વાર ક્વોલિટી ચેક કરીએ છીએ...

ચાઇનીઝ વળી ક્વોલિટી ચેક એટલે શું થાય......?

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અમેરિકનરશિયનઆરબપારસી અને હરાજી

અમેરિકનરશિયનઆરબ અને પારસી એક એન્ટીક વસ્તુઓની હરાજીનાં કાર્યક્રમની પાર્ટીમાં ભેગા થયા...

અમેરિકન બોલ્યોમારી પાસે બહુ પૈસા છે....હું દુનિયાની સૌથી મોંઘી 10 પેન ખરીદવા માગુ છું..

રશિયનહું અબજોપતિ છું....મારે દુનિયાની 20 એન્ટીક ઘડિયાળો ખરીદવી છે.....

આરબ તો કંઇ  નથી..હું એક પ્રિન્સ છું....મારે દુનિયાની 50 એન્ટીક કાર ખરીદવી છે.....

પછી  બધા પારસી કંઇ બોલે એટલે તેની તરફ જોવા માંડ્યા.....

પારસીએ પોતાની ચા માં ખાંડ નાખીને ચમચીથી હલાવી અને પછી શાંતિથી મસ્કાબન ખાતા ખાતા ખુરશીનો ટેકો દીધો.....

અને શાંતિથી બોલ્યોમારે આમાંથી કશું  નથી વેચવું.....

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ગગાને ઇન્ટરવ્યુમાં તેનો શોખ પૂછવામાં આવ્યો....

ગગાને એક ઇન્ટરવ્યુમાં પૂછવામાં આવ્યું- તમારા શોખ કયા છે.....?

ગગોઃ ઘોડેસવારી.....

ઇન્ટરવ્યુઅરઃ છેલ્લે ક્યારે ઘોડેસવારી કરી હતી તમે.....

ગગોઃ પાંચ વર્ષ પહેલા મારા લગ્નનાં વરઘોડામાં..

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પપ્પા  પુરુષ એટલે શું થાય...

એક છોકરાએ તેનાં પપ્પાને પૂછ્યું- પપ્પા  પુરુષ એટલે શું થાય.....?

પપ્પાઃ પુરુષ એટલે એવી વ્યક્તિ જે તમને કોઇ શરત વિના પ્રેમ કરે, તમારી સંભાળ રાખે અને તમારું રક્ષણ કરે....

છોકરોઃ જ્યારે હું મોટો થઇશ ત્યારે મમ્મી જેવો પુરુષ બનીશ....

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જોરદાર હથોડોઃ 'કંઇ પણ ચાલે'ની હદ..

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કંઇ પણ ચાલે'ની હદ..
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શિક્ષકઃ જો એક આંબાના જાડ પર 10 કેળા લટકતા હોય અને હું એમાંથી 7 જમરૂખ તોડી લઉં તો કેટલી દ્રાક્ષ વધશે..
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વિદ્યાર્થીઃ સર 9 હાથી..
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શિક્ષક- તને કેવી રીતે ખબર પડી..?

વિદ્યાર્થી- કેમ કે હું લંચમાં બટાકાનું શાક લાવ્યો છું..

મોરલઃ રોજ બ્રશ કરો, નહીં તો પેટ્રોલ મોંઘુ થઇ જશે..


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છોકરો દરિયામાં ડૂબી રહ્યો હતો.....

એક છોકરો દરિયામાં ડૂબી રહ્યો હતોએવામાં એણે ભગવાનને પ્રાથના કરતા કહ્યુંહે ભગવાન જો હું બચી ગયો તો 100 માણસને ખીચડી ખવડાવીશ....

એટલામાં એક મોજું આવ્યુંને  છોકરો કિનારા પર ફેંકાઇ ગયો....

છોકરો બહાર આવતા  બોલવા માંડ્યો...કેવી ખીચડીશેની ખીચડી...

એવામાં એક મોટું મોજું આવતા  તે પાછો દરિયામાં ખેંચાઇ ગયો......

 ડૂબતા ડૂબતા બોલવા માંડ્યો....મારો મતલબ હતો કે સાદી ખીચડી કે વધારેલી ખીચડી....તુવેરની દાળની કે મગની દાળની?

મોરલ ઓફ  સ્ટોરીઃ કામ નીકળી ગયા પછી લોકો ભગવાનને પણ ભૂલી જાય છે.
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